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Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?

Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?

Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai 

Murga:- I love u.

Murgi:- Ha ha....

Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....

Murgi:- Really??

Murga:- Yes..

Kya karu batao.

Murgi:- Bataun...

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Bataun...

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Chal anda de...!

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi

jab dil kare so jati hu,

aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!

Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''

Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"

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BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"

Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" 

Malkin apni nokarani se:m "Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."

Nokarani: "Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho

Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu

All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,

Holiday ko class lo na!